Ye Get 'Em Kobolds Yet?
Those damned Kobolds!
Welcome to our humble village. We’re a simple group of halflings, living a simple halfling life. Why can’t we live in peace? These little devils harass us, any willing adventurers, please help us out. Your reward is eternal gratitude, our village will be your home, we will feed you and the shops will give you your wares. As the mayor of this town, and a keeper of civility, I hoped to find other solutions, but they haven’t presented themselves. This seems to be the only solution. Please help this poor halfling village.